Okay, don’t laugh please I have a Turkish friend of mine here who is taking me on Turkish language lessons

Okay, don’t laugh please I have a Turkish friend of mine here who is taking me on Turkish language lessons. Oga says he wanna marry me. No problem o He says he wants a big gown wedding for me. Kosi wahala. No problem at all. Nsogbu adiro ya. I tell Oga that we don’t marry like that in Africa. He asks how we marry. Kasala burst How do I tell him that this marriage he is dreaming about will definitely become family business? How do I shape mouth to explain the brideprice phenomenon to him? Tell me, how? How do I let him know that down here, we do introduction upon introduction, upon introduction and then engagement and then many ceremonies before the “big gown wedding? Chai! See how this world has shrunk! But, it is a serious matter o, what do I tell this innocent man? Hmm!

Big thanks and heart felt gratitude to all who made my Birthday memorable and showed me love, Special thanks to My Family, friends from Fedpoly Ede, O

Big thanks and heart felt gratitude to all who made my Birthday memorable and showed me love, Special thanks to My Family, friends from Fedpoly Ede, O.A.U ile-ife, NANs Comrades and Leaders, NADESSTU members, Old Boys of IBHS, A.O.C, friends across the Niger and beyond, may Joy and Happiness never cease from ur lives.

Nigeria truly belongs to Everybody and Nobody, many thanks to PMB, its amazing to witness the Change Asiwaju Tinubu Preached consume him all of a…

Nigeria truly belongs to Everybody and Nobody, many thanks to PMB, its amazing to witness the Change Asiwaju Tinubu Preached consume him all of a sudden..this is a pointer to the fact that our democracy has no respect for any body, institution or group of persons. Today I can say that truly Change has come to Nigeria. Vox populi vox dei! Better days are ahead for us as a country.

The Nigerian ship is without a captain

The Nigerian ship is without a captain. The president is out for G7 meeting, The vice president in South Africa, no Senate President, no Speaker, no Secretary to government, no sitting government. Was this the same reason Pa Buhari government was overthrown by the evil genius IBB in 1985? Again Nigeria is back to square zero # indeed change seems to have another meaning. #just thinking

Abiodun Emmanuel, APC LEADERS vs GUDLUK

Abiodun Emmanuel
APC LEADERS vs GUDLUK. President Jonathan’s
Administration And APC For Change
1] President Jonathan built 12 more Federal Universities In
Nigeria to create more admission space for Jambites.
APC Reaction:
“He should concentrate on the old ones”…APC leaders.
2] Jonathan removed Almajiris from the streets to
classrooms.
APC Reaction:
.”He ignited Boko Haram by trying to give Muslim children
Western education” – APC.
3] Jonathan re-introduced our railway transport system
after 28 years and bought new air conditioned trains.
APC Reactions:
“The President should go and see how sophisticated
Chinese and German trains are”. – APC leaders.
4] Goodluck Jonathan privatised PHCN for better
electricity generation, distribution and improvement of
the power sector.
APC Reaction:
“He sold them to his friends”. APC leaders.
5] Jonathan constructed and repaired almost all the
Federal roads in the country and Transporters have
reduced their fares because the roads are now good.
APC Reaction:
“Sub-standard road constructions, some were even started
by past administrations”. – APC.
6] Jonathan has improved our domestic agricultural
products and we have started exporting some to
neighboring countries.
APC Reaction:
“Why do we still import stock fish, even prices are still
high. – APC.
7] Mr President is providing adequate security for
gubernatorial elections to ensure free and fair election.
APC Reaction:
“He is intimidating voters with military”. – APC.
8] Jonathan has made the democratic institutions in
Nigeria now very strong – Foreign Media. He even allowed
5 of his party governors to leave the party without hostile
incidents or bloodbath.
APC Reaction:
“This man is too weak. He has destroyed his own party”. –
APC.
9] President Jonathan has made his party PDP very strong.
APC Reaction:
“The man is a dictator trying to turn Nigeria to a one party
state”. – APC.
10] President Jonathan meets with the chibok girls
mothers in Aso Rock.
APC Reaction:
“This man has no feelings. Why in Aso Rock. He should
have gone to Sabimsa Forest to show he really cares”. –
APC.
11] Jonathan has made the Nigerian economy the No1 in
Africa.
Reaction:
“That is only on paper”. – APC.
12] Goodluck weathered down the influence of godfathers
and gave more political leverage to the people.
APC Reaction:
“He is biting the fingers that fed him. Obasanjo, come and
Navigate our party for 2015. We don’t have your
experience sir”- APC.
13] Jonathan has been able to reduce the cases of
militancy, kidnapping and armed robbery to its barest
minimum.
APC Reaction:
“Those people are his kinsmen just trying to show him
solidarity”. – APC.
14] The Nigerian army crushed Boko haram members in
several battlegrounds.
APC Reaction:
“Why is he killing Boko Haram members and destroying
their homes. The N/Delta militants were given better
treatment. – APC.
15] Jonathan solicited the help of foreign countries to fight
Boko haram.
APC Reaction:
“The president has brought foreign invaders into Nigeria”.
– APC.
16] Jonathan to circumvent foreign saboteurs activities
approved for the military intelligence department to buy
arms to fight Boko haram using permitted unconventional
procedure usually employed in such situations.
APC Reaction:
“He is laundering our money”. – APC.
17] Goodluck finally brokered peaceful arrangement to
have Chibok girls released.
APC Reaction:
“This is not fair. He is negotiating for their release now that
the presidential elections by the corner. He is using it to get
support. It is constructive election rigging in his favour”. –
APC.
18] Jonathan gave N5m to families of immigration
recruitment victims.
APC’s reaction: It is political.
19] Nigerians in appreciation for all Jonathan has done
have been organizing support rallies for GEJ.
APC Reaction:
“Now, we know where our missing money goes to”. APC.
20] Jonathan reduces PMS price to 87 naira in lieu of fall in
oil price and regulation process
APC Reaction :
It is political, why now.
This is Nigerian opposition for you. This is APC. The party
don’t have manifesto.

Where is GMB? As the timber and caliber of the APC gathered today to celebrate with General Olusegun Obasanjo the Ebora Owu, it is expected that the…

Where is GMB? As the timber and caliber of the APC gathered today to celebrate with General Olusegun Obasanjo the Ebora Owu, it is expected that the APC presidential aspirant GMB should have been present to felicitate with baba. Rumours have it GMB has been out of the country due to ill health which is associated with ageing. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to reapeat them, I just hope that GMB’s disappearance isn’t another case of Umoru are you alive?

It is laughable that below is the certificate of GMB

It is laughable that below is the certificate of GMB..its amazing how we can condescend to accept this as real and authentic. This certificate is not only fake, counterfeit but a slap to Nigeria ‘ s collective intelligence. My observations are..1 The title of the supposed certificate goes thus SSCE/WASSCE/NECO with the NECO struck out, was there NECO in 1961? 2. The date 1961 has a prefix of 20 which suggests that the certificate ought to be valid from the year 2000, this 20 was again struck out. 3.The general’s picture is a very recent picture when did he apply for this certificate? 4. The examination officer signed on 21/01/15 was this the day he sat for the exam or what? 5.The principal also signed and stamped on 21/01/15 I don’t seem to understand this too. Please all I ask for are clarifications as regards these alterations. Until proven genuine this again is another case of TORONTO.

“Obasanjo is behaving like somebody who wants to cover (up) something at all cost

“Obasanjo is behaving like somebody who wants to cover (up) something at all cost.When he was (the president), Buhari was not visiting him regularly. Sometimes, when he goes to the (Presidential) Villa, I wonder if he has shame at all. Most of the problems in this country were caused by Obasanjo. I was an Obasanjo boy. Obasanjo can’t be celebrated as a saint in Nigeria. When he talks, I just shake my head.” – Gov Ago Fayose

“Politics is dynamic

“Politics is dynamic. Nobody knows tomorrow. Who knew Asiwaju could work together with Buhari? They had gone separate ways in the past. But they (Tinubu and associates) are the same people that packaged him (Buhari), which is good. They ate from the same plate afterward. You can never know what tomorrow holds; only God knows. We don’t know if there will be new parties. But I’m sure there will be alignment. I’m telling you whatever that will represent the Yoruba nation – Nigeria as a whole – I will be part of it.” – Gov Ayo Fayose